If kid is the informal version of Child, would Childgarden be the formal version of Kindergarden?

If Ignorance is bliss then you could never really appreciate anything until it's gone.

If a Bum falls a park and nobody is there to give him a drink, does he make a sound.

If sane people thought they were sane and insane people thought they were sane and the sane people thought that the insane people were insane, who would lock the doors?

Rose are redish, Violets are bluish.
If it weren't for christmas
we'd all be ... burning in hell for our sin!

One day I was hanging out... :smokin . When a buddy of mine stopped by... :hat .

:hat said, "Yo my smiley how's it hanging?"

I told him, :rolleyes "Well it's like this...

I was |I this morning and I felt like :x ! I rolled over and was :eek . What the heck happened to me! I must have been out :smokin and drinking with a couple of buds when I must of picked up this really 0] looking chick. I mean I must have had 8o cause this girl looked fine last night. But to my :eek this girl was :( . So I did what any normal smiley would do. I :rolleyes and though about how I was going to get out of bed. The 0] woman from the amazon was holding on to my arm like a Gooney goo goo to a tree. So I tried to stay :smokin . So I :rollin out of the bed and on to the floor, and then this :smokin smiley :rollin out the front door.

I did get a little :o from all the :rollin adn I was a little >: with my smiley friends for letting me get 8o drunk but I say :\ :rolleyes :| even 0] chicks need love too. :b :D  >D :\ :rolleyes :o :( :| :x

peace
Jerry ~ The Third Wonder Twin!