Always there's the guy who brings up the Questionable Homosexual Behavior... heh ... My Mom?? Try Asking the Wife.

It's ok to be a homophobe tho, we understand your irrational fears...

My Pink Bunny suit is NOT a reflection of my Sexual Preference. WHAT A GUY CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE ?? BAH! You are here by and summarily branded as a heretic, shall be shaven like that of the goat, drug through a pile of banana leaves and dropped into the dire ape cages....

I've no Cheerios this morning ...