And now we return you to our regularly scheduled stupid sayings...

"What do you mean you don't like spam?"

"The bird isn't dead he is just sleeping..."

"What if he comes at me with a sharp stick."

"Oh I'm sorry argument is down the hall."

"A flesh wound, you legs off."

"So what else floats? Tiny rocks?"

"She turned me into a newt... I got better..."

(Sorry monty python on the brain)