I don't have any goats! They were all Jobs! It was part of the lost chapters in the Dead Sea Scrolls:

JOB 43:1
1 And Jerry went before the Lord, and saidth unto him
All that Jonathan has was given unto him by your hand
all the goats that he coven are with in his power, But if you were to strike them down with a Water Pistol he will curse you and be sad.
2 Then the Lord sayth unto Jerry, the power to ::SMITE:: Jonthan's goats is in your hands, but leave thine life to me.
3 Jerry left the presence of the Lord and began ::SMITING:: Jonathan's Goats.
4 Jonathan was sad.