Think about this:

Would any of you be willing to give Dresdor your number? HE is an agent of evil and telemarketing (which is evil). Not to mention the pranks.
Sharae is a male elf standing 5 foot tall. His eyes are a dark green, and his hair is brown. He stands before you in a green cloak; its hood over his face. Over his shoulder is an almost ancient longbow and an oak quiver full of arrows. At his side is his dead father's longsword. It is an average looking blade except for an emerald inlaid in the hilt. Closer inspection of his eyes lets you see the hatred that burns for the man that killed his father and destryed his life.