"It's only a little dragon" Barlenor Centrey

"What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"

"What are the odds that there is a deadly trap in this particular hallway?"

"Okay, I've lost all my weapons. I head-butt the mind flayer in the face!"

"Nyah nyah! Pit fiend's got a big butt!"

"How many of them could there be? I mean we already killed about a million, right?"


"oops"

"Come on, the DM wouldn't throw anything at us we can't handle."

Player: I cast fireball centered on their mage
DM: their mage is ten feet in front of you
Player: so?
DM (rolling dice): You might want to make a new character sheet.

First they fight, then they sleep, then they dream, then I reap my reward.