"wadda ya mean the trolls coming back together?"


"Are those stalctites up there?" (seconds before the peircer falls)

"Phaah that Umber Hulk doesnt even know were here."

"Look guys my burning finger." (This was said by a character that had just learned the spell flame finger..unfort he used the spell as the group was trying to hide from drow. hehehe)

"Nevermind if the gnomes couldnt get it to work..My char is a mechanical genius."

"I'm firing into the melee. (You realize you will have a negative and could possibly hit your teamates) That's fine..I know I can hit something. (Player rolled got a 1..sunk a bolt +1 into the last standing fighter of the group..made the gnolls very happy)

"Sure I can swim with armor on"

And my fav of them all:

(I was running a dungeon a few years back..decided to put the huge boulder trap as seen in Indiana Jones movie. Not a problem..most characters saw the danger and acted accordingly..not the dwarf.)

(You see the large boulder picking up speed, crashing thru walls as it is headed straight for you) "Good, Im going to run out in front of it, hold up my arms and stop it" (Are you sure you want to do this?) Absolutley, I have the highest strength of the group....(Boulder rolls over said dwarf..dwarf is no where to be seen afterwards) Group:Wheres the dwarf? Group:Oh..I saw him stuck to the bottom side of that big rolling rock.