"Ring: to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Character who owned a Ring of Flying with interesting enchantment...if he lost it, it would fly back to him, if he uttered the words, "Ring: to me!" (Granted via wish)

He attempted to show it off to another party member by removing it and dropping it, and then speaking the phrase.

Unfortunately, he was enroute from Rookroost to Radigast a the time...flying...


"I wish he was in here instead of me!"

Another character who, after having set off a trap, found a novel way to use his last wish...by wishing a fellow player (who was busy ridiculing him for having fallen into the trap) into his shoes--a split second before the falling slab mashed him flat.

The particularly gruesome part was not that the replacement character was killed instantly...nor was it the fact that he was turned into a grisly "postage stamp person" (revealed as the trap reset itself--when the slab came back up, he was stuck against it).

No, the funny part was that the priest in the party immediately cast "Life" upon him...returning life to the horribly mashed body. Whereupon the party (not knowing that the priest had cast "Life") decided that the character had become undead, and tried to kill him again...and fun times ensued...